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Favorite Food?
I won't just give you one, I'll give you three of the best foods in the world: Pizza, Peanut Butter, and Bread. Pizza is the best food in the world. For those of you who don't like pizza, you're probably putting too many things on it. KISS (Keep it simple stupid) and just put plain old pepperoni on your pizza. Don't try and be fancy and put weird stuff like fruits or vegetables. That stuff's for the vegans. I really do feel sorry for people with peanut allergies. They are missing out on the best thing nature has to offer. The peanut has a magical flavor in both nut and butter form. My favorite snack is actually peanut butter playdough (just mix peanut butter and powdered milk together until it forms a playdough-like substance). Lastly, we have bread. Need I say more?

Have you ever stolen anything?
When I was four, I had the best rock collection in the world. One day, I went to my neighbor's house and found the coolest rock I'd ever seen. Naturally, I brought over to my house and put it in my rock pit. While I was playing with my rocks, my mom came out to check on me and screamed "Jesus Christ!". I had stolen a statue of Jesus Christ. Whoops!

What do you love about evo?
More than anything, I love the people. I've never belonged to an organization filled with people who genuinely love their jobs. Plus, everyone here is awesome. And I mean everyone!