DEFTEX- State-of-the-art waterproof – windproof – breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a micro porous coating repels water and wind while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable hand protection system in any condition.

Retropile- Wooly goat-boy fleece. One half-inch wooly goat-boy fleece. The thick pile more effectively traps body heat providing super warm protection for your digits.

Twin Blade- Goggle squeegee. Defcon's old squeegee had 3 blades and was rad. But Defcon thinks this is even better… that is until next year when they’ll have 17 blades made from laser-sharpened titanium alloy. It’ll cut the frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too! Sveltveetah Nose Wipe- Super Soft and supple. Wont scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils. Smooth and Creamy, just like a perfectly processed cheese spread.

Silicone- Sticky fingers. It is a documented fact is soley responsible for increased circulation and “readability” of Victoria’s Secret catalogues amongst teenaged males for years now. Defcon hopes it will increase the sale of their gloves. Leather- New 3M, ScotchGuard, water resistant leather. Defcon uses only the choicest flesh of bottle-fed, brain-dead cows, nurtured and hand-massaged in undersized holding pens. Slaughtered at the peak of ripeness!

Removable Liner- Micro fleece inner-lining. Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take liners out of gloves and wear over ears. People will mistake you as a moose.