Almost Coffin Cruiser Complete R8: So you and your buddy’s are hanging out at the park when a skeleton with a Mohawk goes flying by, fire blazing from the wheels, and a six-pack in hand. You turn to the crowd, whose mouths drop open with astonishment, and ask what the heck that was. That, my friend, was a man who loved skating so much that when he died he was buried with his board. Now he spends the afterlife in street skate heaven, only revealing himself to those with the same passion. Dedicate your afterlife to skate with the Almost Coffin Cruiser Complete and you too will one day be in street skate heaven.