DC Company Jacket

You rise at the apex of your turns gasping for air like a slow motion Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman of stoke, and plunge back into the white room. Between high fives at the lodge you pat yourself down, checking for dampness; the snow was waist deep, surely it breached your defenses. But no, you're wearing the new DC Company Jacket, so the 45K/30K Sympatex® shell has held firm, the jacket-to-pant attachment system, lycra cuffs and waist gaiter have all done their job admirably and you're dry as a heckin' bone. You drain a mug of cold suds and smile to yourself, "not today, Satan, I'm a Company man".