It seems that these days, products are designed so you can work less. When you think about it, tying your shoes is way too much work . First you have to bend over, ugh. Next you have to actually tie a good knot; this could take multiple tries if you want a knot that stays tied all day. Before you know it, half your day is gone and you've just been fired from work. We don't want you to lose your job, so buy the Volcom
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