Similar to Poseidon, the Sperry Top-Sider 7 Seas 3-Eye Boat Shoes have godlike comfort and durability near the sea. Although, you could argue these shoes handle the dry parts of this planet even better than that merman God does. With a 360 degree lacing system and intense vents that mimic gills, these shoes will not only fit superbly but keep your feet comfortably dry, too. Of course, these wouldn't be Sperry's if they weren't equipped with fantastic traction both on and off the boat, so embrace your inner sea-god and give these bad boys a go.