There have been lots of stories with pyromaniacs in them. But the “Trashcan Man” is one of the best. He’s from The Stand, a film by Steven King, and plays a significant role. However, before he gets to the climactic ending, his story begins with a few disfigurations due to his fascination with fire. One of those is a gimped up hand that awkwardly points away from his body at a 90-degree angle. The Burton Pyro Under Glove won’t mutate you into a movie freak, but it might draw some similar attention (all for a price that won’t scorch your savings). You’ll be doing all kinds of hot moves thanks to the horrifyingly waterproof/breathable combo of its DRYRIDE Ultrashell™ 2L fabric and DRYRIDE Insane Membrane™. You’ll be fired up, too, with the Thermacore™ insulation and moisture-wicking fleece lining. And finally, you’ll melt faces as you hold your grab longer than a pyro holds a match thanks to the NEW earth-friendly PVC-free Toughgrip-G™ synthetic leather palm. No really, it will all happen like that.