Burton Profanity Backpack: The Burton Profanity Backpack is pissed it spent all of last semester in Saturday school. As versatile as it is, the guy has anger issues, and when heard it had to carry all your crap it went bezerk. Forget the fact that he has to carry your laptop, sunglasses, music player and even your half drank Mr. Squib; as far as he’s concerned this wasn’t part of the deal. See this is where we have the advantage, it being an inanimate object and all. You can tell that little piss-ant what’s up—put him in his place, make him ride, make him hike, make him go to school. When your friends see this going down, rest assured your new Profanity Pack won’t be the only thing they’re talking about.