Maybe wearing a silk loincloth isn't your thing (or maybe it is...), but the Airblaster Sumo Suit is going to make you feel like a top-knot rocking, belly bumping, hunk of a warrior. The Sumo provides all the protection you demand from your onesies, combined with a looser fit than the ninja suits, so you can keep enjoying that 20,000 calorie Sumo diet with ease.