You may have to excuse yourself for a moment alone with the Rome Love Gloves. You can tell them how pretty their SynSuede palms are and how much you appreciate their Velcro wrist closures and soft nose wipe panel. You may want to draw the line at buying them flowers though, that's a little weird.
4 way stretch nylon shell
SynSuede palm with silicone grip
Hook-and-Loop Fastener wrist closure
Soft nose wipe panel